Randy's Journal (October 2006)

Note to readers of these entries: There are many grammatical, punctuation and typing errors. It would be incredibly time consuming to go through each entry and correct the mistakes, so I ask that the reader please forgive me of these errors. Each entry goes through several hands in the process of getting my words from death row to your computer screen in a timely fashion. Thank you for your patience. I hope you will enjoy my writings.



October 05, 2006

"Lost Journal Entries"

I have come up with a crazy theory on time travel out of pure boredom!  I'm not really sure how it got where it did, but I had been thinking about alternate universes; the chance that in some other dimension me, Randy, wasn't such a screw up and actually did things right in his life and is having a successful one (but even 'success' is subjective: what is success measured by- by whose definition?  That's a whole other tangent and topic for another day!).  

Well, somehow thinking about all of this metaphysical stuff, an idea popped into my head…what if time travel was and is possible?  (The physicist and genius Stephen Hawkings believes it is possible, by using warm holes, black holes, etc.)  What if it happens every second of our lives?  Obviously, the changes that would occur wouldn't effect us at all because our sense of the present would be continual to our conscious mind.

Now, when you get into the paradox area (forgive me if my words are jumbled or incoherent 'cause I'm a far cry from a physicist and I'm trying to make this as simple to understand as possible) of whether only minute change to the past would create havoc in the eternal order of the universe it gets tricky.  Unless the universe is so chaotic (or I'd like to believe in a systematic "controlled chaos") that it doesn't matter, it would no longer create a paradox.  We don't register a change at all…BUT we really do!  See, our minds or our sub consciousness can exist in many dimensions. (It would explain people who have ESP, telekinesis, etc.-if you believe in those things).  So actually, we do reload these little changes and when space/time fluctuates and is changed by a time traveler; to us it becomes like déjà vu.  We say, "wait…I just did this"  because in all actuality you did just do it- it's only been altered a little bit.  Your reality remains the same- or you think so anyways.

You might say, well if that's the case why not alter the great tragedies of history?  I say- who's to say it hasn't been altered in some tiny way?  Whose to say, maybe, previously WW2 never happened in another time, but someone traveled back in time to make it happen?  Pretty spooky, huh?

As a kid I used to day dream about going back in time to talk to myself.  It was an older version of me and I'd catch myself walking home from school and stop him, "Hey, I'm you."  I'd say to the little squirt.  Of course- I'd freak out at my older self and be in complete disbelief.  "Why are you here?"  I'd say.  "To warn you of things to come.  So and so is going to pick on you and try to beat you up" and so on.  Maybe it was just a way to deal with my insecurities in elementary school.

Hey- I do have a crazy imagination!

And while I'm letting my crazy imagination run wild for a bit why not use water as a source of perpetual motion for energy?  No, not hydroelectric stations from dams, or the waves and currents of the oceans…basically you build these gargantuous water tanks in some desolate part of the country (like death valley) in each tank you have these huge propellers or turbines…Now, basically the idea is to kick start the turbines and then begin to circulate the water in these tanks.  Inside each tank is a series of smaller propellers that, by using the force of the water it spins the small propellers which then generate electricity for a power plant, but also for the turbines creating a perpetual source of energy by having multiple tanks, if a break down should occur, you could shut down the tank with the problem, while the other tanks still run at full capacity.  It could work!

Trust me, I know…I have way too much time on my hands  =)  Peace!


October 06, 2006

"From The Lost Vaults Of Randy's Mind…..Lost Journal Entries"

I swear some people can be such idiots (and yes, I include myself in this category from time to time) one, I don't know why some people feel others need to hear what they're listening to.

Now, once the radios are blasting so loud and everyone in the day room is yelling and then inmates are yelling over the music so they can hold conversations it feels like a zoo.

So what happens today?  The guards yell, "turn it down!"  Only a few do.  The guards give another warning, "turn that shit down!"  Again only a few do.  Fed up, one officer leaves and finds a ranking officer, who then orders for every cell to be searched.  "Take all speakers and contraband.  I want a discipline case written for every speaker you confiscate."  Now it's so quite you can hear the cockroaches scuffling around.  Haha.  It didn't matter now- the guards begin to go to every cell.

All of this could've been avoided had only the yahoos turned down their radio!  I think they wrote about 15 contraband discipline cases.

Anyways, just had to write about that today.  I found it funny.

Right now I'm on F-pod.  I'm surprised they moved me over here.  It's like a mini-vacation away from level 2!  I had an ice cream and coke my neighbor gave to me, plus later on he's going to cook me up some bean burritos- yummy.  Can't wait!  Not only that, but I've been listening to his radio through a hole in the wall.  I figure since they left me on E-pod for a month they'll leave me here for a month.  Normally, I can't stand it on this pod- and even now it's testing my patience (I can't stand all of the racial tension that feeds back here…), but still I view it as a little vacation.

I've been reading a ton still!  I'm like a crack addict on books!  But now I'm beginning to mix up plots.  I can't remember what happened in which book!

The good news is that I'm slowly coming around on my writing.  It won't be long now 'til I'm up to full capacity.  I can feel the blocks guard letting up.  I've been writing a few things here and there.  I figure in another week or so I'll be up to full capacity.  I hope!  I've got some good topics perculating in  my brain.  I can hear them with their bloop bloop bloop sound.  Bubbling, rising up…or could it be the onset of pure and complete MADNESS?  Haha…  I hope I'm not going crazy- but like most things in life; craziness is subjective, what you may deem crazy might be perfectly sane and normal to me.  Or vice versa.  It all depends on how you see your own life.

Peace  =)


October 19, 2006

Well, it's 11:01 p.m.  I've got a thermal long sleeve shirt on and socks on my feet because a cold front came out of nowhere.  From the feel of my wall that my bed rest's against it seems about 58-59 degrees.  That's kind of chilly for a Texas boy  =)

I just finished a book by the porn magnate, Larry Flynt on politics- and I admit it was written surprisingly well.  A highly thought out book.  Man, does it give the republicans a bashing, too.  The overall theme of his writings is about hypocrisy- especially amongst the "Moral Right" (haha too funny!)  But as anyone who knows from current events in the u.s. press….it seems an awful lot of so called soldiers of the moral high ground are being caught doing a lot of immortal activity…Anyways, it was a good book.  What does that make for me now?  Hmmm…I've got to be in the fifties for amount of books I've read since on level 2 discipline.

So, to state the obvious I'm back to writing in my journal.  I do have a clear head, the block seems to have lifted and I thought of a lot of topics and stories I want to tell in my journal.  I've slacked from my anti-death penalty talks, so I will go into that in the next few weeks/months, etc.  I really want to break down how the system works for those who don't understand.  I will point out key flaws in the system; but more importantly; weigh the moral implications of having a death penalty in our society has on us as a whole.  (Yes, as you can tell I've been giving this a lot of thought  =)  )

Mentally and physically right now I feel as good as ever.  I've only got 32 days left on leve 2 so it's all down hill now.

Spiritually…I'm kind of sad right now because a guy killed himself last night.  Out of respect for him and his loved ones I won't get into the details, as it is too gruesome…but apparently, his execution was set for today and he did not want to die by the state's hands.  I did know the guy in passing.  I had been outside with him a few times and he seemed all right.  I can only imagine the pain and turmoil his family is going through.

I don't feel like going into all the details here- as only one person knows of this…it's extremely difficult to write about and I've only ever shared it with my ex wife, but the night before my own capital murder trial I almost killed myself.  I saved up a bunch of pills my neighbor gave to me and took them all at once.  I laid in bed crying , and I finally came to my senses and made myself throw them up.  But that's a story for another day.

For now I just would like to keep the man who died- and his family in your hearts and prayers.  No one deserves to have a tormented mind or soul.  It's a cruel curse but I feel that this should make us want to be even more loving and compassionate towards others.

I've talked about the things we take for granted.  For me a hug was one of them.  I can't express it enough, the comfort and healing powers a hug can offer.  The warm embrace of a friend or loved one.  A smile, "I love you" or "I care about you".  Being in a cell all day long - it's something we lose and I miss it…God, do I miss it.

I don't know what I'm trying to get at…maybe, in the simplest terms just be there for someone who may need it.  Don't say you're too busy, or you've got to do this or that.  What's more important than a friend or family member?  The only guarantee in our lives is that we won't last forever so why pass up an opportunity to be there for another?

Okay, it's getting late now.  I need to brush my teeth, clean up and get ready for bed.  I'm going to wrap myself up in this blanket and get all comfy and hopefully I'll have sweet dreams.  I hope you do, also  =)  

Peace!


October 20, 2006

9:54 p.m.  Another chilly night.  It seems even colder than last night.  Everything is cold- the walls, the steel structure of my toilet, sink and light…even this desk top I'm writing on.

Today was a no recreation day.  Boring as all can be.  I spent much of it reading a graphic novel (comics for adults =)  ) called "concrete: depths"  I have to say- it's probably one of the best written graphic novels I've ever read.  Man, if only I could draw!  I want to write a graphic novel so bad!

About a month ago I received an e-mail asking about how I play basketball on death row and what our day rooms and outside recreation yards look like.  I'll try my best to give a description you can see in your minds eye:  Our day room is essentially a large caged in area.  Bars surround a large slab of concrete.  Inside the cage is a mattress for exercising, a table and a chine up bar.  Imagine 6 of these on a pod.  3 on one side, 3 on the other.  1 dayroom to a section.  Outside there are basically 2 of the same- the top is opened, but with bars to prevent climbing out.  There is a mesh fence splitting the two yards.  To play basketball- or "Speed Ball" as we call it…On each half we run from corner to corner diagonally.  At each corner you shoot the ball.  Hit or miss- you still run to the opposite corner.  We usually play til the first person hits ten shots.  If a tie should occur we have an "overtime" game and keep running until someone hits fifteen.  It's an extremely intense game to play as you literally have to sprint shoot sprint shoot- and do it all accurately.  There's no time to set up a shot (unless your opponent is horrible at the game =)  )  You have to rely on three things: luck, skill and instinct.  Luck usually doesn't win games, thought.  Haha.  I can't explain the sheer rush of playing.  I used to despise basketball.  I was never "bad" at it, but I just didn't enjoy playing it.  But now?  I can't get enough of it.  Win of lose; it's a blast to play; plus, it melts the pounds right off of you  =)

Well, I'm about to brush my teeth and crawl under my blanket.  Then, I'm going to start a book called Rapture by Thomas Tessier.  A horror novel.  I like to alternate between serious and fun reading.  I find you don't get as burned out.

I know, this is a lame entry, but hey- nothing really inspired me today.  But don't fret- good stuff is coming.  I promise…

Man, I'm getting hungry.  Where's breakfast?  Peace.


October 21, 2006

Another cold day.  I love it.  It's 7:39 p.m. and I'm winding down early.  I want to try to be in bed by 10 p.m. or so 'cause I plan on being busy all day tomorrow a lot of writing to do, laundry, exercising.  My cells a mess, so I need to tidy it up.

I've got a complaint…Here I am, on level 2 for something I didn't even do- the same goes for 13 other men.  Now, if I actually did "create a disturbance" I would accept my punishment and deal with it…What has me super frustrated is the un-fairness in the punishment system- and I feel is a reflection of our justice system.

See, two weeks ago they allowed one guy who was busted for weed (a felony at that!) to return to level 1 after only 30 days.  Another guy who was caught with homemade wine was busted and brought up to level 1 in 30 days.  These are 90 days offenses!!!

Then, just today another guy was allowed to return to level 1 3 weeks early and he was busted with a shank- and- had a previous assault on an officer case.  Can you see the incongruence here?  There are guys being punished who were never even served a discipline case!  It's ridiculous.  

Now lets look at the criminal justice system.  In some cases a murderer can be sentenced 5 years, while a guy busted for pot can get a life sentence.  A child molester can get probation and an 18 year old kid who gets caught stealing can get 20 years…see a problem?  Look at the parole system…A person whose been locked up and done everything to show he has changed never gets a chance at parole, while a guy who gets out, commits crime, gets out again, comes back, gets out, comes back will get chance after chance…

A system that is so corrupt and illogical…a system that doesn't even allow for rehabilitation…it just irks the heck out of me.  Justice is supposed to be blind, but that doesn't mean our society has to be.  We yell "lock them up" without even understanding the system.

And so, I'm a little (a lot really…) perturbed at the unfairness of which us 14 guys who were given this punishment.  Who lost family visits so close to Thanksgiving, who lost privileges etc.  All in the name of making examples to those who would act up.  It's crazy.

My neighbor sounds like a wild beast!  Haha.  He's sleeping and is snoring so loud!  My God I've never heard anyone snore this loud in my life; it's like a clogged up Hoover vacuum.  Haha.

Well, I need to tidy up and wind down…just 31 days…I'm so close now  =)

Peace.


October 22, 2006

Oh yeah  =)  Just 30 days to go.  I'm winding around the corner now…WHEW!  Today has been non-stop.  It started off with me getting up at lunch time.  I got plenty of sleep.  Right after lunch I did some laundry and had an intense workout.  I was going to keep it light, but said screw it and gave it all I have.  I washed up, shaved my head and then cleaned my cell from top to bottom.  After that I finished a couple more pieces of laundry and then got to writing.  I just started another small memoir about my aunt Carole and how her death affected me called "Cancer".  I hope to have it finished by Tuesday.  I'm sending my other vignette out tonight called "Tumultuous".  I really think it should be read.  It's really personal.  

First I have to rant…I'm very upset at these prison officials.  There's a guy here named Doil.  Doil is basically an eight year old kid trapped in a mans body.  He's been on death row since the early 80's, is harmless as a fruit fly and immensely kind in only the way a child can be.  How he landed on death row is a crying shame in itself- what could the jurors have seen harmful in this guy?  If he's a monster then he is pulling off an acting job truly worthy of an academy award.

Every now and then they will move people to different cells just to shake things up a bit.  Doil was told he'd be moving to B-pod 81 cell.  Which was next to a guy who constantly harrases him and picks on him, in 80 cell.  Doil got scared and told them no, but didn't have the ability to articulate the reason he didn't want to move.  Doil became scared and the guards increasing threats of being forced to move.  So, Doil being the child he is, grabbed the exercise mattress, went to a corner and hid under it.  The ranking officers considered this an act of defiance and gassed him and then sent the riot team to drag him out.

Doil is now on level 3.  A guard I think is truthful told me all of this as he was just as upset and appalled as I am.  And this, folks, is how we treat our fellow mentally challenged human beings.  Lovely isn't it?

Not much else to report today.  I think I'm going to spend the rest of the evening reading and waiting on breakfast.  I'm hungry!

Peace and goodnight.


October 23, 2006

This has worked out fantastic for me! I normally despise lock downs, but to my good fortune my hopes were answered =) Yes, we are on lockdown. The reason why I’m happy is because a lockdown will give me two weeks off of my 29 days left. I say that because it will take two weeks to shake us all down. There will be no recreation and few privileges for everyone. So, essentially all of Polunsky Unit is in the same situation. Two weeks will pass quickly and I will have only 2 weeks left. You’re probably confused, but it’s perfectly logical in my mind.

I’ve spent most of the day going through all of my property. It’s amazing what can accumulate in an environment where we don’t have much as it is. I had a bunch of junk. I organized copies of my poetry, my journals and other writings. I looked at my journal printouts from August 05 to now- I can’t believe I’ve written so much! Maybe one day after I’m long gone someone will find value in them and have them published in volumes…That’d be kind of cool.

Earlier today I was asked if I wanted to do an interview for CBS news out of Dallas, Texas. I turned it down. You know, I generally don’t trust the media anymore. I have had my words twisted and misconstrued so many times…I feel like I say all I need to say right here- and this is in black and white. Not much to misconstrue. I mean, what could the news possibly want to talk about? We escaped almost 6 years ago. It’s over, done. Let it be…

Instead, they just want to keep turning it over and over. What about the victims? Do they want to be reminded time and time again? To revisit the pain? You almost wonder what kind of sociopathic logic the media uses. When have they ever been empathetic? It’s always about some angle. How do they boost their ratings. It reminds me of the song "Vicarious" by the band Tool. Go ahead, listen to the song, check out the lyrics.

Anyways…onto another subject- my neighbor cracks me up. He’s this little troll looking dude, but he has this laugh forgive me for letting my inner nerd here, but if you’ve ever seen "Starwars: Return Of The JedI" you’ll know what I’m talking about…

You know when princess Leah is captured by Jabba The Hutt? Near Jabba’s tail is this weird looking critter and whenever something exciting happens he lets out this high pitched insane laugh. Well, my neighbor laughs just like it and I always get the same image of that critter and so I start laughing every time.

Not much else happening today- if something does I shall continue but for now I’m going to return to writing my memoir "Cancer". Peace!



October 25, 2006

Yesterday was a mess…I spent the whole night fighting to keep water out of my cell, but it was a futile attempt. I was too tired to even try to write a journal entry. You know, whenever I ask for some excitement in this place I always get it ten fold of what I expect! So, the day had been by-coasting by. Where things are so slow and mundane and the hours seem to be eternities. It thought, "Boy, we sure could use some sort of excitement in this place, if only to ensure us we’re still alive and not trapped in some mind numbing purgatory…" Then, about 30 minutes after that someone started a huge fire. We’re talking bonfire, baby. Sheets, newspaper doused in Vaseline and baby oil. That sucker was burning! A few guards come running into our section with an extinguisher and put it out. Our section smelled like a campsite.

Things calmed down a bit and I got back into my book. I think it was about 40-45 minutes later someone yelled, "Iceberg right ahead!!!" And I thought, oh boy someones lost his mind. I didn’t get it all until…water came pouring out of nowhere. Down from the ceilings, the stairs, the floor…we were taking on water fast and I snapped to that scene in Titanic where the spotter on the ship sees the iceberg right before they hit it. Almost every cell on 2 row (upstairs) had purposely clogged their toilets and began a flood by flushing their toilets. I was taking in more water than I could get out. Our whole section was flooded. I’m talking about an inch and a half deep water. Someone kept yelling, "more water!" and more water came. I actually thought it was kind of funny, but it was a pain in the ass to cleanup. It took hours. I don’t know what the guys who flooded intentions were, but the guards weren’t too happy about it. I admit- whoever screamed that line from Titanic was pretty clever. A very witty comment to make. It would’ve been something I would’ve done. Brilliant.

My problem today is I can’t stay off the damn toilet. I’ll just put it like this…Our meals consist of a sack lunch during lockdowns. Now, because I’m a vegetarian all I get each and every meal is a very oily peanut butter and jelly sandwich (2 usually for each meal) and either raisins or prunes. Combined, this makes for a potent concoction more power than any laxative known to man. It has not been pretty. Remember that scene in "Dumb And Dumber" where Harry is slipped a cup full of liquid laxative? Yep. That’s me right now. Ugh.

Well, the Houston Chronicle has my ire. I read an article from the Saturday 21st paper on Michael Johnson the guy who killed himself (look it up) right before his execution date. What pissed me off is how one sided it is- they never show the condemned’s families side and how they are victims in this too.

Anyone who knows me on a close and personal level knows I’m very empathetic and sensitive towards the victims of everyone. However, I cannot agree with any vengeful mindset. It really pisses me off when vengeance is accepted as justice. It isn’t. So for someone to make a statement like "I feel cheated out of justice" or "Well, at least he suffered more by killing himself that what the lethal injection would’ve done.." That’s not natural. It’s not human. Those opinions go against humanity. And for the media to hype it up makes it even worse. Then, TDCJ (The Texas Corrections Department) sends 2 people to the victims family (screw the guy who killed him selves family) to say "Hey, we’re sorry he killed himself before we could kill him…) What kind of warped sense of "justice" is that, it’s disgusting. Human beings can be so…we’re entrusted with earth for what reason? Sometimes I wonder if dolphins or monkeys wouldn’t do better as stewards of the land. Sheesh.

Plus, the guy had always maintained his innocence from day one. You know what he did as he killed himself? Wrote, "I did not shoot him" in his own blood as he bled to death. I don’t know too many guilty people who would do that. I understand -feel- a victims pain. But I cannot accept a death for death mentality. I cannot agree with any murder of any human being. Compassion, forgiveness are more logical and powerful tools for healing. It took a long time for me to see it, but I know in my heart of hearts it’s the only truth.

In other news, I’ll probably be moved to another cell tonight so I’m kind of looking forward to that. I’m kind of hoping to get bounced back over to F-pod. I doubt it, but I wouldn’t mind a little mini-vacation off of level 2 =) Only 27 days to go! I’m so ready to get off this crap. I just want to hear some music!!! Well, guess I’ll shut it down here. Be safe and peace =)



October 26, 2006

Woo…I’m pooped. It’s 11:30 p.m. and I just spent the last hour cleaning my cell. It was beyond filthy and nasty. And umm…there was some strange dried up substance that I dare not speculate about on the cell door…My friend David has a theory that they administrations goal is to eventually have me scrub and clean every single cell on death row. This, he says, is why they move me. Haha. It sure does seem that way.Today was a warmer day. We had a little rain, but it was not near as cool the past few days. I spent most of it going through legal work with my neighbor at the time…after listening to his story, seeing affidavits and other documents, I’m convinced he’s innocent. They nature of the crime was pretty horrific- and it’s easy to judge, but I kept an open mind as he walked me through everything. Once being a bullshitter myself, I have a pretty good B*S* detector and as I viewed more and more documents I eased up. The kicker was a signed affidavit and confession from the person who actually committed the crime (a seventeen year old girl no less! [The crime took place in the early 80’s] ) She said she felt so guilty and had become a born again Christian and could not let an innocent man die because of her…

Now, in the appeals process the district attorney is aloud to argue a counter opinion on view. What do they say in response to this affidavit by the girl who confessed? "Oh, they must have been lovers and she’s just trying to save him"… Typical D.A. denial in the face of truth…However, the accused mans attorney brings up the fact that never in the trial or records did they say he had a "lover" nor did the police records show they had talked to any "lover" of his, as would be customary procedure to talk to anyone involved in the suspects life. From some attorney letters I read they feel confident to get him off death row. But…here’s the scary part of it all…He was within hours, a few years ago, of being executed. This is our wonderful justice system ladies and gentlemen.

And trust me; this isn’t the only innocent man on death row. There are many.

In other news, I was reading about an organization that I totally want to get involved with. It’s called FOR: The Fellowship Of Reconciliation. You can find out more about them at www.forusa.org. They are dedicated to peace, non-violence, forgiveness and compassion. Check it out.

I guess that’s about it for today. I’m wrapping up my memoir called "Cancer" and about to start another vignette called "Drugs". I’m glad I took a break from writing to clear my mind and think about what I wanted to say and write about.

I can’t express the gratitude for those who have invested their time in keeping up with my life and the many ups and downs. I know I’m not the most interesting person in the world, but I’m still grateful to those who care. Thank you.

Goodnight and peace. *yawn* I’m going to go to bed now =)



October 30, 2006

Today has started out very sloooow.  I thought it was going to rain, but then it cleared out and now it's quite pretty outside.

You know, I'm always wondering what the process is to become a ranking officer.  Do they award a ranking title to someone who I strict on the rules or is it a favoritism system?  I'm more inclined to believe it's the latter.  I say this because they just awarded this one officer the title of "Sergeant" and she had to be one of the most…how do I say this nicely???  Not quite all in the head, guards working death row.  I mean, she couldn't even do a proper security count.  She was dirty, flirty; not the brightest bulb in the socket.  Now, this is no put down on women in leadership positions- I'm very much in favor of women having leadership/management jobs.  But this particular woman has no business being in charge of anything.  I'm telling you, the first lapse in security and she's not going to know how to react or handle the problem.  So, it's why I wonder what the criteria is to be promoted.

In high school, at OBI (the private boarding school I attended) I was a hall monitor.  The youngest, at that, being only a sophomore.  I had been a room monitor for Baker Hall, the middle school dorms; and basically, I was in charge of 9 other kids who were younger than me.  I had to make sure they bathed, washed their clothing, kept our room clean.  I took up for my roommates when others gave them trouble.  I tried to be a big brother.

Becoming a hall monitor in the high school dorms was at first a dare.  I didn't expect to get the job.

At the beginning of each school year all of the students are assigned jobs.  Depending on how long you've been a student depicted on what sort of job you've got.  The worst was being assigned to yard crew where essentially you did the "hard labor".

A few jobs had passes and Wayne and I were holding out in hopes of a good supervisor job like being in charge of clean up crews in the chapel or gym etc.  Mr. Underwood, the president of the school called out "Marving Wheeler hall monitors for 3rd and 4th floor".  A couple guys raised their hands and were hired.  I jokingly told Wayne "Hey, we should raise our hands when he calls Carnahan Hall"  Wayne said "I dare you, dude."  And then Mr. Underwood called "I need two hall monitors for 1st and 2ns floor Carnahan Hall"  I looked at Wayne and shot my hand up.  A few other guys raised their hands, also, but since I'd been at school longer Mr. Underwood called my name.  "Randy Halprin…what year are you in?"  He asked.  I was shocked he even called my name.  "Uh…sophomore, sir" I replied.  He shuffled through some papers.  "Hmmm.  Well, generally I like my hall monitors to be juniors or seniors.  Why should I hire you?"  I was in panic mode- I was only joking!  I didn't really want to be a hall monitor!  I stood up and began to say the first things that came to my mind.  "Uh sir, I was uh room monitor for 2 ½ years in Baker Hall and I had a couple of most outstanding worker awards.  Also, I'm on A-B honor roll" I stammered.  "Do you think you'll be able to be in charge of students older than you?"  Mr. Underwood asked.  "I think so" I said.  "You think so?" He lifted his eyebrow.  "I mean- yeah.  Yes, sir! I know I could do it." I said.  "Alright.  I'm going to try you out."  

I looked at Wayne, who was shocked.  I couldn't believe it myself.

We left the job handouts.  Wayne had gotten supervisor of a dorm clean up crew.  We went to talk to our old dorm dean Mr. Gibson in Baker Hall.  Both bragging at the jobs we got.  "You know, Randy it's going to be hell your first couple of weeks.  You're going to have to put your foot down because once the seniors see a crack in your shell you'll never be able to control them" Mr. Gibson advised.  Mr. Gibson had once been a student and hall monitor himself at OBI.

And it was hell!  My first few nights were a nightmare.  At 10:30 p.m. they had what was called "bed check".  I would go to the office and pick up a roster that contained all the names of students working my floor.  I would go to the floor and call "BEDCHECK!!!  LIGHTS OUT, DOORS OPEN!!"  The very first time I did it a few seniors called out, "Put some bass in your voice you sound like a faggot" I tried to find out which room it came from, but couldn't.  On top of that, no one heeded to my command.  Students were still running up and down the hallway, guys still in the bathroom.  It was chaos.  I would threaten, "get to your room or I'll write you up" to which I would get replies like "write these nuts up!  Hahaha!"

After a long night, Mr. Harold who was a dean dorm offered some advice, "Randy, you're going to have to come down hard.  Make an example out of a few.  They break the rules write 'em up.  Give them licks.  You have that authority.  They'll chill out, but you have to make them respect you".

This advice followed me into prison.  Passive by nature, I would have to put my foot down at certain times.

I followed Mr. Harolds advice and after a couple weeks I finally had control.  Once in control, I could ease up and start to get to know people better.  I would stop by rooms and chat with people.  My general rule was, look I don't care if you're up, playing Nintendo or whatever so long as while I'm on the floor your door stayed open, your lights out and the hallways cleared.  You want to go to the bathroom to get some water or rinse your bowls out, cool- just ask me first.  If  a dorm dean was on the floor, nintendos and stereos off.  No exceptions.

I had a blast at that job…and surprisingly all of the other hall monitors had been fired and replaced for once reason or the other.  At the end of the year during the award ceremony I was given a most outstanding worker award and Mr. Harold who was presenter gave me a special mention about how I was the youngest to ever get it at OBI for being a hall monitor.  I guess what surprises me the most about keeping the job was as the year progressed I started doing more and more drugs.  I look back and I'm amazed at how I pulled it off.  I didn't deserve the award in hindsight.  I should've been fired like the rest.  I worked hard, but still didn't deserve it.

That summer it did catch up with me, though.  I took advantage of the ability to go into any room I wanted to and stole some money.  I was caught and fired and had to spend that summer school break on the yard crew.  Just another step in the delay of myself.  Shortly after I wrote a poem on a school bench and was considered suicidal and expelled for the first time from school (read my memoirs "Beginning Of The End: parts 1, 2 and 3 on my website).

It's not 10:30 p.m. at night.  The rest of the day had been uneventful.  I'm winding it down and going to read until I get tired.  Good night  =)


October 31, 2006

Happy Halloween…Not that its much here.  If I had my radio I might be listening to some "Holiday" specials.  Instead I jus spent most of the day thinking about past Halloweens when I was free.  One in particular that turned out to be one big mess.  The thing was, my parents completely freaked out on me so bad and were insinuating things that I had to lie and say I did do something because I couldn't convince them otherwise.  There was no way to pacify them at all.

I was in 7th grade, the Halloween of 1990.  One of my friends was going to go out to some haunted houses and other places that weekend before Halloween.  I was going to go out with my best friend, Chad, as the joker from the Batman movie.  We had identical costumes.

So, my friend Gonzalo, a kid from Brazil invited me to go out that weekend with him and his mother.  My parents said it was okay and so I got to go out.  We had a good time going all over Arlington, Texas.  It was about 10 p.m. or so when I finally got back home.  Mom and dad were sitting on the couch in our living room watching TV.  "Did you have fun?" Mom asked.  "Yeah.  It was a blast!" I said and headed back to my room.

A few minutes later dad came back.  "Randy, what's that smell?"  He asked.  His voice hard.  "I don't know.  What do you mean?  What smell?" I said.  "Me and you.  Mom smelled something when you walked by the couch." Dad said.  "I don't know what you mean, dad.  I didn't smell anything."

Dad left my room and a few minutes later came back with my mom.  "What's that smell, Randy?" My mom asked.  "Have you been huffing glue?  It smells like you've been huffing glue?"  "Huh?" I said perplexed.  At that time I hadn't even so much as given any drug a thought.  "You can't go to Gonzolos anymore.  We don't trust them." Dad said.  "But dad!" I cried, "I didn't do anything!"  "You need to tell us what that smell is.  We'll be in the living room waiting."

I couldn't believe it.  They were accusing me of some smell, of something I hadn't even done.  Still, I knew my parents; once they were "sure" of something, there was no way of convincing them otherwise.  I had to come up with something, just so they'd leave me alone.  I went to my closet and looked at my Halloween makeup etc.  I grabbed the green hair dye for my joker costume.  It was in a spray can.  I broke the seal and sprayed a little out, then went out to the living room.

"Is this what you smell, dad?"  I said, handing him the can.  He sniffed it.  "Yep.  That's it" he said.  "what were you doing with it?" he demanded.  I lied on the spot, "I only was playing with it before I went to Gonzalo's.  I wanted to dye my hair, but thought otherwise" dad considered my words, my lie to get out of "trouble" because my parents thought I was lying anyways- even though the honest truth was I hadn't done anything…

"Okay." dad said.  "Well, you'll be grounded from Halloween this year." he said.  Mom shook her head in agreement.  "Dad!  I'm supposed to go with Chad!" I started to cry.  "Nope.  Not this year" dad said.  "That's really messed up!" I stomped off.

So, I pretty much was punished for nothing.  I don't know what it means looking back, but that's my Halloween story for this year.

Mail just came!  Got a very cool Halloween flavored letter and card.  Michelle, you freakin' rock  =)  Haha…

Anyways, this otherwise has been an uneventful day.  I will close this entry with best wishes and, of course peace!

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